Sue Madre's blog

What's a blog? Combination of Bologna/Bull and Vomit? Perhaps

Anyways, serious question here. Didn't know where/how else to post.
Anybody have experience with any of the new fake grass. Not Astroturf, but the new stuff that's supposed to look and feel like real grass. I'm very skeptical about the zero maintenance aspect. You still need to get leaves pine needles, etc out of it. And how the hell do you keep it clean with dust, dirt, etc being blown on it all day everyday.
Thanks